Deactivated Account

While we here at Hot or Not strive not to be a "gossip site", we couldn't resist sharing this juicy tid-bit of information with our viewers. :) Go to John Cock's BlogTV account page & this is what you'll see. :) Head on over to BlogTVDrama.com for the full story. Bloggers, rejoice!

006: brendyn

One of our critics came upon Brendyn after receiving an e-mail positively suggesting him for our blog. When we entered the room, we immediately picked up on his quirky sense of humor and non-stop jokes. He's so quick witted that you have to pay close attention to catch all of his fast jabs. His impersonations are incredible... everything from Ahhnold to the Joker. This fella is quite hilarious, he interacts very well with the chat, and has his ban hammer wielded. Don't make a fool of yourself by trolling his room, he will simply make a joke of you and remove you from his chat forever. ;)

Our critic happily gave Brendyn a 4/5 stars, making him an addition to our ever growing "hot" section. :) Keep it up, Brendyn.

005: jassugar

There was quite an uproar tonight in John Cock's room. We initially thought his new texas girlfriend might be pregnant (which wouldn't surprise us)... but it turns out a BlogTVer was the source of Cock's woes. Jassugar was reportedly only going to do a short show to hold up a sign to John Cock simply stating "John Hock, Stickam or BUST". But after John Cock heard of her escapades, it turned into an all out war. After stopping his show twice to go "set the record straight" (oh gee, another thing he's horrible at.) with her, he finally completely shut down his show for the night. Mission accomplished, Jassugar? One visitor described the experience as a "John Hock after party at Chuckie Cheese"! Delicious. Her sarcasm and Ellen Page looks kept us laughing our entire visit. (She also does a pretty convincing John Cock impression.)

Hot or Not has reached it's verdict: a tenative 4/5 stars (hey, the /b/tards raided her room and she even won THEM over. But it's against internet rules to give a 5/5 to anyone who the /b/tards approve of, or so we heard) and another HOT to add to the roster. Just do us a favor, jassugar, & don't be named after a city in Alaska & get pregnant? ;)

Welcome, Anon. :)

Hello, bloggers. :) Nona, here. I would like to introduce our second article writer and my partner-in-crime: Anon. He/she will be join me in the primary blog writing, putting our critic's findings onto paper... so to speak. :) Be sure to leave a warm welcome to this not-so-new member of the HoN team. :)

Also, I noticed the settings were set to disallow anonymous / non-registered comments on our blogs. This has been fixed, so you may post freely, honestly, & (most importantly) anonymously. ;)

Until next time.

004: nicky8904

One of our critics entered nicky8904's room on a whim, seeing her on the featured list with over 50 viewers... & we can see why. While Nicky's viewer list was dominated with what seemed like her posse of close friends (including Smiles, ThatGuyJacko, & Binko's sidekick Sylvia_LU), there were plenty of un-opped visitors contributing to the chat. Nicky is almost sweetly sarcastic, making humorous jabs at some of her friends (and the sometimes rude guests). This Canadian beauty has much to offer BlogTV viewers.

When all was said & done, Hot or Not gave Nicky8904 a 4/5 stars (our highest rating yet!) and a well-deserved HOT. Keep it up, Nicky. :)

Petition: Remove JohnHock?

Wow, we never thought there could possibly be someone that detested John Cock as much as we did. But we stopped into JackJackAttack's show early this morning and began to converse with him about Mr. Hock. Jack has apparently created a petition in support of the removal of John Hock from BlogTV. Right on, JackJack! A review of JackJack's show will be coming soon... but for now, sign the petition. We have. ;)

003: whiteboy712

With a name like whiteboy, you can't go wrong, right? One of our critics stopped into whiteboy712 (aka Jacob)'s room on an obviously slow night on BlogTV. Besides smoking cigarettes like a smoke stack, all he seemed to be able to do was give his viewers (bad) advice on cars and show off his (monkey?) tattoo. When one of his female viewers exited the room with an "au revoir", he was utterly confused. One of his OPs had to explain to him what it meant. Someone needs to hit this guy upside the head with a basic languages book. It's tempting to REALLY stretch his brain to the limit & throw in some spanish... or maybe some pig latin. But while his name screams white supremicist, he warned his viewers that if they "talked shit about Obama" they'd be kicked. Maybe he's trying to turn over a new leaf.

For our third review, we gave ol' whitey a 1/5 stars and our second NOT. Not because we thought his broadcast was worth going into, but because we don't think anyone deserves an equal rating with John Cock. We'll see. ;)