Deactivated Account

While we here at Hot or Not strive not to be a "gossip site", we couldn't resist sharing this juicy tid-bit of information with our viewers. :) Go to John Cock's BlogTV account page & this is what you'll see. :) Head on over to BlogTVDrama.com for the full story. Bloggers, rejoice!

006: brendyn

One of our critics came upon Brendyn after receiving an e-mail positively suggesting him for our blog. When we entered the room, we immediately picked up on his quirky sense of humor and non-stop jokes. He's so quick witted that you have to pay close attention to catch all of his fast jabs. His impersonations are incredible... everything from Ahhnold to the Joker. This fella is quite hilarious, he interacts very well with the chat, and has his ban hammer wielded. Don't make a fool of yourself by trolling his room, he will simply make a joke of you and remove you from his chat forever. ;)

Our critic happily gave Brendyn a 4/5 stars, making him an addition to our ever growing "hot" section. :) Keep it up, Brendyn.

005: jassugar

There was quite an uproar tonight in John Cock's room. We initially thought his new texas girlfriend might be pregnant (which wouldn't surprise us)... but it turns out a BlogTVer was the source of Cock's woes. Jassugar was reportedly only going to do a short show to hold up a sign to John Cock simply stating "John Hock, Stickam or BUST". But after John Cock heard of her escapades, it turned into an all out war. After stopping his show twice to go "set the record straight" (oh gee, another thing he's horrible at.) with her, he finally completely shut down his show for the night. Mission accomplished, Jassugar? One visitor described the experience as a "John Hock after party at Chuckie Cheese"! Delicious. Her sarcasm and Ellen Page looks kept us laughing our entire visit. (She also does a pretty convincing John Cock impression.)

Hot or Not has reached it's verdict: a tenative 4/5 stars (hey, the /b/tards raided her room and she even won THEM over. But it's against internet rules to give a 5/5 to anyone who the /b/tards approve of, or so we heard) and another HOT to add to the roster. Just do us a favor, jassugar, & don't be named after a city in Alaska & get pregnant? ;)

Welcome, Anon. :)

Hello, bloggers. :) Nona, here. I would like to introduce our second article writer and my partner-in-crime: Anon. He/she will be join me in the primary blog writing, putting our critic's findings onto paper... so to speak. :) Be sure to leave a warm welcome to this not-so-new member of the HoN team. :)

Also, I noticed the settings were set to disallow anonymous / non-registered comments on our blogs. This has been fixed, so you may post freely, honestly, & (most importantly) anonymously. ;)

Until next time.

004: nicky8904

One of our critics entered nicky8904's room on a whim, seeing her on the featured list with over 50 viewers... & we can see why. While Nicky's viewer list was dominated with what seemed like her posse of close friends (including Smiles, ThatGuyJacko, & Binko's sidekick Sylvia_LU), there were plenty of un-opped visitors contributing to the chat. Nicky is almost sweetly sarcastic, making humorous jabs at some of her friends (and the sometimes rude guests). This Canadian beauty has much to offer BlogTV viewers.

When all was said & done, Hot or Not gave Nicky8904 a 4/5 stars (our highest rating yet!) and a well-deserved HOT. Keep it up, Nicky. :)

Petition: Remove JohnHock?

Wow, we never thought there could possibly be someone that detested John Cock as much as we did. But we stopped into JackJackAttack's show early this morning and began to converse with him about Mr. Hock. Jack has apparently created a petition in support of the removal of John Hock from BlogTV. Right on, JackJack! A review of JackJack's show will be coming soon... but for now, sign the petition. We have. ;)

003: whiteboy712

With a name like whiteboy, you can't go wrong, right? One of our critics stopped into whiteboy712 (aka Jacob)'s room on an obviously slow night on BlogTV. Besides smoking cigarettes like a smoke stack, all he seemed to be able to do was give his viewers (bad) advice on cars and show off his (monkey?) tattoo. When one of his female viewers exited the room with an "au revoir", he was utterly confused. One of his OPs had to explain to him what it meant. Someone needs to hit this guy upside the head with a basic languages book. It's tempting to REALLY stretch his brain to the limit & throw in some spanish... or maybe some pig latin. But while his name screams white supremicist, he warned his viewers that if they "talked shit about Obama" they'd be kicked. Maybe he's trying to turn over a new leaf.

For our third review, we gave ol' whitey a 1/5 stars and our second NOT. Not because we thought his broadcast was worth going into, but because we don't think anyone deserves an equal rating with John Cock. We'll see. ;)

002: Racchel

Our critics stumbled upon Racchel's channel after a tip from an Anonymous source (our favourite!). Upon entering the channel, we found that this adorable girl, who played close attention to the chat, was bubbly and sweet. Her quirky sense of humour was almost refreshing... although if you don't have a big attention span, I'd reccomend only spending a few minutes in there. She seems to never run out of energy. While some may find it to be slightly unnerving, we found it absolutely endearing. :)

For our second review, the critics gave it a 3/5 stars and our first HOT. Keep it up, Racchel.

001: JohnHock

John Hock, self proclaimed "scene king", has made his way over to BlogTV from Stickam after being banned for receiving oral sex from a female guest on cam. Not only is he "way down" with the Jesus, but he wears more hair product than I do. Seriously, John Hock, when you have more hair in your face than face, it's time to invest in a haircut. This tattooed bible thumper isn't all unicorns and rainbows with stylish haircuts, though. Not only does he rant on winning over all of BlogTV for the Jesus while incredibly intoxicated, he also enjoys spending his time helping others get famous by cohosting them on his show (how generous) and having sex with underage girls. It seems as if our youn g "scene king" has also conquered the kingdom of Statutory Rapedom. What a conquest, there, tiger. According to StickyDrama.com, Hock had sex with and pulled a gun on a fourteen year old fellow Stickam member & demanded her to "blow" him.

With that background in mind, our critics made their way onto his channel. They each noticed the large amount of OPs in his room, which seemed odd due to his short life on blog thus far. Upon further investigation, his "scene team" turned out to be nothing more than a bunch of prepubescent girls who strangely bear the same haircut as he. Coincidence? We think not.

He began to lecture on the importance of loving the Jesus, right after he went to grab himself another brewsky. He also openly expressed his distaste for homosexuals. Bad for business, John Hock. You lost the 14-16 year old homosexual male demographic. I can see your viewer count dwindling already. He also claimed that his chest piece tattoo was done freehand by a man with absolutely no tattoo experience. Why would anyone let a man with no experience take a tattoo gun to their chest? He was a Christian, of course! Jesus will guide his hands in the right direction... at least we hope, for Hock's sake.

My, my. Isn't he just a classy gentleman?
For HoNs first show rating, this one was a hands down, unanimous vote. John Hock recieved a 0/5 stars and a big, fat NOT. Be sure to take the poll on the right hand side to let us know what YOU think. :)

hello, bloggers.

Let me begin with a short introduction of myself. I am Nona Suomy, I created HoN: BlogTV... & that's all you need to know for now. :) Welcome to Hot or Not: BlogTV, where we will be giving honest, frank, & (sometimes) entertaining reviews of BlogTV Broadcasters. The rules here are simple: our critics will be parusing different rooms on BlogTV. We will return here to give you, the viewers, a simple rating:

But, never fear, our ratings will not be without ample reasoning. Each rating will be accompanied by a review from one of our several HoN Critics. ;)

Don't worry, BlogTV, this isn't another "BlogTV Gossip"... but I assure you the content won't disappoint. ;) You may email us your nominations at hotornotblogtv@gmail.com & keep checking back to see your nomination featured. :) Be sure to let us know your feelings about the broadcaster... & whether you are nominating them for "HOT" or "NOT".

Until next time.