001: JohnHock

John Hock, self proclaimed "scene king", has made his way over to BlogTV from Stickam after being banned for receiving oral sex from a female guest on cam. Not only is he "way down" with the Jesus, but he wears more hair product than I do. Seriously, John Hock, when you have more hair in your face than face, it's time to invest in a haircut. This tattooed bible thumper isn't all unicorns and rainbows with stylish haircuts, though. Not only does he rant on winning over all of BlogTV for the Jesus while incredibly intoxicated, he also enjoys spending his time helping others get famous by cohosting them on his show (how generous) and having sex with underage girls. It seems as if our youn g "scene king" has also conquered the kingdom of Statutory Rapedom. What a conquest, there, tiger. According to StickyDrama.com, Hock had sex with and pulled a gun on a fourteen year old fellow Stickam member & demanded her to "blow" him.

With that background in mind, our critics made their way onto his channel. They each noticed the large amount of OPs in his room, which seemed odd due to his short life on blog thus far. Upon further investigation, his "scene team" turned out to be nothing more than a bunch of prepubescent girls who strangely bear the same haircut as he. Coincidence? We think not.

He began to lecture on the importance of loving the Jesus, right after he went to grab himself another brewsky. He also openly expressed his distaste for homosexuals. Bad for business, John Hock. You lost the 14-16 year old homosexual male demographic. I can see your viewer count dwindling already. He also claimed that his chest piece tattoo was done freehand by a man with absolutely no tattoo experience. Why would anyone let a man with no experience take a tattoo gun to their chest? He was a Christian, of course! Jesus will guide his hands in the right direction... at least we hope, for Hock's sake.

My, my. Isn't he just a classy gentleman?
For HoNs first show rating, this one was a hands down, unanimous vote. John Hock recieved a 0/5 stars and a big, fat NOT. Be sure to take the poll on the right hand side to let us know what YOU think. :)