003: whiteboy712

With a name like whiteboy, you can't go wrong, right? One of our critics stopped into whiteboy712 (aka Jacob)'s room on an obviously slow night on BlogTV. Besides smoking cigarettes like a smoke stack, all he seemed to be able to do was give his viewers (bad) advice on cars and show off his (monkey?) tattoo. When one of his female viewers exited the room with an "au revoir", he was utterly confused. One of his OPs had to explain to him what it meant. Someone needs to hit this guy upside the head with a basic languages book. It's tempting to REALLY stretch his brain to the limit & throw in some spanish... or maybe some pig latin. But while his name screams white supremicist, he warned his viewers that if they "talked shit about Obama" they'd be kicked. Maybe he's trying to turn over a new leaf.

For our third review, we gave ol' whitey a 1/5 stars and our second NOT. Not because we thought his broadcast was worth going into, but because we don't think anyone deserves an equal rating with John Cock. We'll see. ;)