005: jassugar

There was quite an uproar tonight in John Cock's room. We initially thought his new texas girlfriend might be pregnant (which wouldn't surprise us)... but it turns out a BlogTVer was the source of Cock's woes. Jassugar was reportedly only going to do a short show to hold up a sign to John Cock simply stating "John Hock, Stickam or BUST". But after John Cock heard of her escapades, it turned into an all out war. After stopping his show twice to go "set the record straight" (oh gee, another thing he's horrible at.) with her, he finally completely shut down his show for the night. Mission accomplished, Jassugar? One visitor described the experience as a "John Hock after party at Chuckie Cheese"! Delicious. Her sarcasm and Ellen Page looks kept us laughing our entire visit. (She also does a pretty convincing John Cock impression.)

Hot or Not has reached it's verdict: a tenative 4/5 stars (hey, the /b/tards raided her room and she even won THEM over. But it's against internet rules to give a 5/5 to anyone who the /b/tards approve of, or so we heard) and another HOT to add to the roster. Just do us a favor, jassugar, & don't be named after a city in Alaska & get pregnant? ;)